Fat Men Cheerleaders
The latest ridiculous news from the world of professional baseball is that the Florida Marlins are seeking a bunch of fat men to become their cheerleading squad to perform at this season’s Friday and Saturday home games.
The tubby overweight guys will be known as the Manatees, named for the real 1,200 pound marine creatures often referred to as “sea cows”. Real manatees possess a distinct lack of agility and athletic prowess. Apparently the Marlins are looking for their fat guy counterparts to effectively mimic the overly stunning abilities (not!) of real manatees in their new Manatees all-male cheerleading team.
Good Lord!
Want to see what this could look like? Feast your eyes on this funny video clip of big guy cheerleaders dancing and gyrating all over the Golden State Warriors pro basketball team home floor. They really dress the part too; note near the end of the clip the one guy wearing a leotard! Oh, man…. Ugh!!
