Comments on: Funny Chuck Norris Sayings

By: Ragan

Ragan — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 22:45:13 +0000

Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber had a singing contest, and the loser had to never hit puberty.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 21:19:01 +0000

We didnt actually bomb Japan.Chuck was testing a “farting on a lighter” theory.

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 20:37:59 +0000

Windows 7 was Chuck Norris’ idea

By: Tracey Stevens

Tracey Stevens — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 05:29:04 +0000

Windows 7 is being worked on because Chuck Norris had a complaint about Vista.

By: Tracey Stevens

Tracey Stevens — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 05:25:44 +0000

B.P does not have a live cam at the bottom of the oil leak. It’s chuck with a webcam.

By: Jack

Jack — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:23:55 +0000

Chuck Norris can make a snow angel in a brick wall.
Chuck Norris can send sms message using toster.
Chuck Norris can put out the fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris uses a live python as a condom.