Funny Chuck Norris Sayings
You can never have enough funny Chuck Norris sayings, so I’m gonna give you some more! Before I do, you can first find Chuck Norris here on this blog. That post has a hilarious video of Chuck himself reading a Top 10 List of funny Chuck Norris sayings. It’s Chuck on Chuck, and it’s funny as hell!
Here are more to tickle your funny bone!
- We’re not a democracy; we’re a Chucktatorship.
- Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesnt need a watch, he decides what time is it.
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman - over the phone.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- Chuck Norris is so tough that when he gets drunk he doesn’t throw up, he throws down.
- Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again… One grand canyon is enough.
- People created the car to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck created the car accident.
- Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
- Chuck Norris cans and sells his own urine… We all know it as Red Bull, the energy drink.
- Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
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Check out this awesome Chuck Norris commercial for Mountain Dew. You’d have to agree the commercial strongly makes the point: Never f*ck with Chuck!
- Dave
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Chuck Norris can make a snow angel in a brick wall.
Chuck Norris can send sms message using toster.
Chuck Norris can put out the fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris uses a live python as a condom.