Funny Video Clips

Chuck Norris fighting, of all things, a bear (he stares the bear down too)!

I’m going to go a bit into Chuck Norris overdrive with this post, short as it is. We’ve tackled how to find Chuck Norris and had a decent splash into funny Chuck Norris sayings here on this blog (there will be more funny Chuck Norris sayings to come, I assure you!). Today it’s time for some real tough Chuck Norris in action stuff.

Here’s a great video clip from Walker, Texas Ranger. Chuck encounters, fights, and brings down a bear. Watch at the end how he’s even capable of simply staring the bear down, staring it into submission, making it surrender and go away!

Amazing! When you’re done watching this, go get some more Chuck Norris stuff for your very own, stuff like Chuck Norris DVDs of movies like Bells of Innocence, or Breaker, Breaker, or Silent Rage. While you’re there, you can get some Chuck Norris movie or facts posters, and more. It’s all stuff about tough Chuck! Check it!

Okay, time for me to get some Chuck DVDs so I can see more Chuck Norris fighting!

You can never have enough funny Chuck Norris sayings, so I’m gonna give you some more! Before I do, you can first find Chuck Norris here on this blog. That post has a hilarious video of Chuck himself reading a Top 10 List of funny Chuck Norris sayings. It’s Chuck on Chuck, and it’s funny as hell!

Here are more to tickle your funny bone!

• We’re not a democracy; we’re a Chucktatorship.
• Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesnt need a watch, he decides what time is it.
• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman - over the phone.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
• Chuck Norris is so tough that when he gets drunk he doesn’t throw up, he throws down.
• Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again… One grand canyon is enough.
• People created the car to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck created the car accident.
• Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
• Chuck Norris cans and sells his own urine… We all know it as Red Bull, the energy drink.
• Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

Want to see a huge selection of Chuck stuff you can get? Find Chuck Norris movies and other Chuck stuff like DVDs, posters, movies, t-shirts and more.

Check out this awesome Chuck Norris commercial for Mountain Dew. You’d have to agree the commercial strongly makes the point: Never f*ck with Chuck!

- Dave