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I’m giving up ant spray to kill the ants in house in exchange for the human aardvark shown in this video clip.

It’s that time of year again where the ants come marching into the house again. It seems that our ant problem is getting worse every year no matter what I use to kill the suckers: Ant spray, ant traps, my bare feet, whatever! They are not only in the kitchen near the back deck door and the refrigerator and the counter tops, but they are also finding their way into the living room now. The kids like to eat in there so we have to be more vigilant about putting a vinyl table cloth on the floor for them to sit on while they have lunch or dinner. Still, we vacuum all the tiny crumbs from the carpet as well, just to be sure there’s little if anything for the ants to find. Anyway, I can’t stand having ants in the house, especially up on the counters! Yuck! I go crazy with these things to the point where I almost lose my mind watching them zip across the floor or the counter top in the kitchen. What I needed some industrial strength any spray.

This doesn’t sit too well with my wife. Oh sure, she’s a cleanliness nut like I am and will use whatever is necessary to keep the kitchen and bathroom clean: Disinfectant, grease cleaner, bleach, or whatever. But she has a problem with any spray for some reason. That’s not so say she will put up with the ants; she hates them as much as I do. But she would rather use a more “natural” non-toxic method like dowsing them with vinegar or scolding hot water. She also likes those little plastic ant traps where the ants go in and supposedly pick up a bit of the poison housed in them to bring back to the nest, spreading it to all the other ants to kill them off at the source - their home! But those traps do not really seem to work for us. Therefore, I want to use ant spray.

But ant spray is not my ideal solution because I have found something better. Check out this video clip and you will see the best solution I’ve ever discovered for getting rid of ants. It’s the human aardvark. Watch as this guy sucks ants up his nose! Yup, you read that correctly. Put some ants in front of this guy and he’ll use a straw or medicine dropper tube to literally vacuum those nasty ants right up. But what happens to the ants after he sucks them up? Hmmmm…

I have no idea where to find such a human aardvark for my own use, or if the guy in the video is for hire. So, it’s back to the ant spray solution. Since I knew my wife would not agree with me to use the spray, I waited until she was gone and then sprayed for ants. I literally covered every surface with ant killer spray. It was beautiful watching it work. As soon as the ant spray hit the ground, the little bugs started to meander in circles. Seconds later, they dropped dead. Best of all, they have not been back since. When my wife came back and saw that there were no more ants, she just thought it was her vinegar treatment and the stupid ant traps. I just smiled, nodded, and agreed. I did not want her to know that I had used the ant spray while she was out. I don’t like “sneaking around” like that, but I hate those damned ants! I still think the best solution to getting rid of ants in your house is the human aardvark like the video clip showed; short of that, get yourself some ant spray.ant problem ant spray funny video clip getting rid of ants how to get rid of ants human aardvark