Funny Video Clips

Barak Obama 57 states campaigned with one to go.

And so it goes in national politics: The goofs, gaffes, and blunders of the tongue… Or are they? In a recent speech, we learned of the Barak Obama 57 States campaign that he’s been on all year. Yup, 57 states - he said it himself! Slip of the tongue while on the stump? Could be, but then again, given this guy’s track record of late (i.e. the whole fiasco with the Rev. Wright, etc.) it may be exactly what he thinks, that the U.S. has at least 57 states.

You’re not helping yourself Barak with stupid comments like that… hate to tell ya….

For such a smooth talker who early on filled massive rooms and halls and auditoriums and made the women swoon with his vapid speeches about nothing, basically, (ok, he talked “change” and “hope” — woooo hooooo!), you wouldn’t expect such a gaffe. What the hell was he thinking?

And he wants to be President?

Um, excuse me, Senator Obama, sir? Ummm, the first basic requirement and qualification for being President of the United States is to know some basics about the United States of America, like, for example, how many states are in the United States of America? Huh? Huh?

Obama: “Oh sure, I can answer that. Here goes: The United States has, ummm, 57 states! Yes, 57! Mmmm hmmmm!”.

***BUZZZZZZZZZ**** Wrongo big guy, but thanks for playing!

I love how the national main stream press is simply writing this off as a “miscount”. A miscount? Excuse me? And that in making this verbal blunder, the press is saying Obama has given bloggers, pundits, and newscasters (and the Clinton campaign) something to talk about, to nit-pick about. Damn right he has! This guy walks around with his silky smooth chatter and cocky swagger and can’t even correctly state a simple fact in a speech? Sorry, but he won’t get any slack from this blogger!

Here’s the whole part of that speech from the other day captured in this video clip:

And you weren’t allowed to go to Hawaii and Alaska per orders of your staff? What? Those happen to be two of our states, mister! Duh! But maybe those two don’t really count, because afterall, according to Obama, 57 states plus one more will just about do it!

Got some spare liquid nitrogen hanging around? Add it to your swimming pool!

Yeah, sure, that’s right: Take a box of liquid nitrogen and think: What can I do with it? A head scratcher for sure. Here’s an idea: Why not stand in chest-high water in your swimming pool with the box of liquid nitrogen. Then, just for fun, drop the box into the water.

Wow! Instant fog show. But look out cuz liquid N is extremely cold. Brrrrrrrrr….

The guy in this stupid but funny video clip does just this. And, he goes swimming through the nitrogen fog like he’s in a steam bath! Idiot? Dunno…

So the bottom line solution to your problem of liquid nitrogen and a swimming pool is to just put the two together. Simple!

Mr. Redlegs, the Cincinnati Reds Mascot Loses It, His Head, That Is!

There are mascot problems in the big leagues (baseball) lately, and Mr. Redlegs, mascot of the Cincinnati Reds suffered a terrible blow the other day in the game against the Chicago Cubs. He was riding on the back of his ATV (driven by his escort) on the warning track. He stepped off, lost his balance, and fell. The resulting blow to Mr. Redlegs’ head caused said head to boggle right the f*** off!

A true bobble head!

Here’s a stupid mashup video of the event with video effects (way overdone in my opinion) to repeatedly highlight the critical parts of what happened.

Oh, the Reds beat the Cubs in that game too, interestingly enough! Hope it doesn’t go to the Reds’ heads! I wonder, though, if the Cincinnati Reds mascot will continue to lose his head on a regular basis now, you know, for the good of the team in terms of winning!